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Hello:

I would like to inseminate the public with some information, but I need help wording some of the facts so that I can effectively spread the seed of what will eventually become a revenue stream. Do you aid clients with the words of the press releases that you write? If so, what is the rate?

Thanks, Beth

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Hello Beth,

We definitely can. We can write the entire press release for you for only $49. Just give us the topic and we can get started on it for you.

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Can you suggest a few topics?

Thanks, Beth

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Hello Beth,

Thank you for your email. What are you looking to promote?

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I'm looking to promote a business that I will develop to eventually become a revenue stream. Do you work with this kind of situation?

Beth

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Hello Beth,

We definitely do work with those types of ventures. Can you tell me a little more about the business so I can help you better?

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Sure. I had the idea to start a business about 10 months ago (approx. 1 yr.). For the past year, I have been gathering capital to serve as a nest egg for the business.

Beth

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Hello Beth,

What kind of business?

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I would like it to be an at-home business with a constant revenue stream.

Beth

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Hello Beth,

I am a marketing firm. I think you may want to consult a business consultant.

Thank you for your interest.

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I have discussed this with a business consultant, and they thought it was best that I looked to a marketing firm. They said that I would need clients if I wanted to turn my hobby into a revenue stream (i.e., through monetizing).

Beth

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(weeks pass)

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T_____,

I spoke with a business consultant and I now have a 'Business Plan.' Are you still writing press releases?

Thanks, Beth

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Hello Beth,

That's great. What business did you come up with?

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The 'Business Plan' will allow me to use my hobby to generate a constant revenue stream. As I said before, it will be an at-home business that can monetize my hobby.

Beth

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Beth,

What is your hobby?

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Can you suggest a few hobbies?

Beth

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Beth,

No. You need to come up with one.

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T_____,

Okay, I have several ideas. Hiking and board games have always intrigued me. I've also done a lot of brackish fishkeeping, but I'm not sure how that could be turned into a constant revenue stream.

Beth